Shuffle**** - Colourful Language

Who the **** reads this description anyway?

Shuffle**** is a fun way to shuffle curse words and insult phrases in 50 different languages. It makes Siri say them too! Oh, and it changes colours?! did we mention it shuffles?!

I know what youre thinking...this is GENIUS. But youre also thinking, when would you use this?

Are you bored somewhere? BAM! Use Shuffle****!
Say youre at a bar. Want an icebreaker? BAM! Send them a Shuffle****.
Say youre bored at work/school/at home. Nothing to do? BAM! Learn something from Shuffle****.
Want to talk some sh*t to someone? BAM! Send them a Shuffle****.
Has your date just gone to the bathroom? Dont want to look like youre on tinder? BAM! Use Shuffle****.
Do you have nothing to talk about? Talk about Shuffle****!

Download Shuffle**** today and fill the world with colourful language!*

*Except for iPad: Dont bring that **** to a bar

Use up the precious seconds of your life on a truly enriching experience! Be a life long learner! Learn something funny!

If you think of any more awesome phrases, them our way: [email protected]
If we really like it, well include it on our next update!

"Sure, I mean if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad Morty" - Rick Sanchez

Thanks for reading up until this point.

But seriously, there is like a 10000 word limit here on this app description, so I might as well tell you why were actually doing this.

My co-founder and I run a startup called AssetSquared. We help people buy shares in cool, expensive stuff, like artworks and vintage cars. We hit a roadblock regarding our legal paperwork, and need to raise money to pay for it. We tried everything, including crowdfunding, but none of it worked. We built this app as a way to help us raise enough money so our startup can move forward. We decided to build something funny, that people might actually like. We dont offer in-app purchases, because our purpose isnt to make a lot of money off this. The aim is to raise enough money to keep our startup going.

By downloading this app for $1.49, you can help that. And have some fun along the way.